Pilot writes home

Here's a letter my dog sent me. He's at my Mom and Dad's house.

Hi there!
What a day I had yesterday.
It was garbage day and Grandpa got out this one wheeled contraption called a wheelbarrow. Well, barking at it did not stop it. So, I gave up on that idea. I learned that biting the rolling tire was not a good idea either. Good thing that Grandpa stopped it before it ran over me. My final solution was to run around it in circles. This must have been the right solution since Grandpa and Grandma really laughed.
Next I met six new people. The first two were stone masons. One of them had a hound called Betty and he thought I was just beautiful. The second two were carpenters and they made a lot of hammering noises. The final two were electricians.
Then I had to help Grandpa move trees. He trimmed some branches and my job was to strip all the leaves off them when he was tragging them into the bush. It was a lot of work and sometimes when I stepped on them Grandpa would drop them. I think that he wanted me to carry them.
By lunch time I was so tired that I went and sat at the door wanting into my crate for a nap.
After lunch we had to walk out and get the garbage green box.
Then Granpa got out this four wheeled very noisy tractor that he rode around the lawn. I was scared but Grandma hugged me and I watched. It must be safe since Grandpa was smiling.
When he finished I had to help him rake the cut grass. Do you have any idea how much fun it is to chase a rake?
Then I went down to the lake and helped Grandpa move some rocks. He was throwing away some really good ones that I rescued and took up onto the lawn.
After supper I met three more people. One was driving a great big yellow tractor like Grandpa's little one. He was nice and I did not mind the noise that it made.
The other two were the electrician's boss and his wife. They really liked me.
Then we all went up for some quiet time. Grandma turned on a thing called TV and it had people on it. I sat and looked at it and barked to scare those people away. It worked, a commercial came on with dogs on it.
Well I have to go pack. We are off to see Great Grandpa and Grandma.
I'll tell you about it when I get home.
Love
Pilot.